Fuck The Kids

Nofx Fuck The Kids Lyrics
1.Fuck The Kids I

FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!


2.Fuck The Kids II

FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!


3.I'm Telling Tim

You better watch out you better not cry
You better put out records D.I.Y.
Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been
If you fuck up I'm telling Tim

Take you out of book your own life part six
You won't play again at abc
You're gonna get ostracized like Lawrence
When I tell Tim I'm telling Tim
I'm telling Tim I'm telling Tim


4.Reagan Sucks

heard it first from reagan youth
dead kennedys and d.i. too
wanna burn the effigie
from dri to mdc
guess what nostalgia sucks
but i miss songs about
how reagan sucks
we all shared the same
enemy- from cfa to shattered faith


5.Posuer


6.My Name Is Bud

their always doin fry
they try to get me high
i felt the pressure but i never did
they used to
call me dude
put drugs in
my food, took
my squirt gun
and made it a
bong,
my sisters
name is mary
jane and
mines bud.


7.Two On Glue

turn this place
into a fuckin
den!


8.Please Stop Fucking My Mom

what the fuck are you doing
dont you know right from wrong
i didnt care you fucked my sister
but please stop stickin it
in my mom.
humiliations over come me
my other friends laughing
at my predicament of huge
proportions homie's eating out
my mudders pie!


9.Murder The Government

I wanna see the constitution burn
Wanna watch the white house overturn
Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red

I wanna tar and lynch the KKK
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA
I wanna pay the lobbyists to kill themselves
I wanna dose the DEA
I wanna join the CIA (not really)

It just seems so fucking easy to make this
Country a better place to live.
Illegalize guns and lobbying
(Jail murderers and extortionists)...
Legalize drugs and prostitution
(Free salesmen and saleswomen)...

Murder the government Murder the government
Murder the government And then do it again yeah
Murder the government Murder the government
Murder the government and then
Murder the government


10.Stranger Than Fishin'

Got a no string guitar
Got a sun beta head
I a rock 'n' roll star
I ain no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Know how to a beat on a drum
Know how to sing outta key
Got some prescription drugs
I ain no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Yeah I know what I am
Chop up another gram
Some of us have all the luck
No matter how much we fucking suck!


11.Stupid Canadians

What Gives You The Right To Tell Others What To Do?
You Sit In Judgement
You Can't Be Wrong
Your Infallible Power's Undeniably Wrong

(chorus)
You Can Kill Us In Your Wars
You Can Jail Us With Your Laws
You Can Take Away Our Bodies But We'll Never Fit The Mold
'Cause you'll never have Our Minds
And You'll Never Have Our Souls

You Fill Us Up With Lies, 'till our brothers we despise
you live in fear
you live by hate
the wars are coming and you can't wait


12.Eric Melvin vs. PCP

eric melvin
took pcp
one
night in
hollywood.
it was
pretty funny.
he kept saying
'help me'
over and
over again.
then he
started puking.
that was cool.
then he
passed out.
that was
boring.
oh
well


13.Always Hate Hippies

You are a hippie
You smell like skunk
I'm your arch-enemy
A middle class punk
Get out
Get a life
Get a job
Everyone's smoking grass
Everyone is an ass
Can't you afford to cut your hair?
Cause Frank and I will cut it off for free
Never trus a hippie
They'll sell you bad drugs